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I am a high school English teacher in an urban high school in Oklahoma City. I am a member of the American Federation of Teachers, Local 2309. I am a Democrat, a union activist and a worker for social justice. I also am a Christian (Congregationalist). I play chess and coach our school chess team.

Tuesday, March 04, 2008

Happy National Pun Day!

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Tap Dancers
Happy National Pun Day. "Metaphors be with you!"

Here are some more Homophone puns. What do you call a(n)?
1. braver rock
2. hurled royal chair
3. sugary collection of rooms
4. rowing team's ship tour
5. conceited blood channel
6. window glass agony
7. grieving at dawn
8. single animating essence
9. boarder gossip
10. solar's offsprings
11. catcalls for alcohol
12. mansion's etiquette
13. stick for roasting beef
14. first day ice cream treat
15. officer's seeds
16. maculine postal items
17. male float
18. medieval darkness
19. inactive false god
20. prognosticator's gain

I gave 100 of these to my students. The ones who get at least 25 right, get a prize.

1 comment:

Lynn Green said...

1. BOLDER BOULDER
2. THROWN THRONE
3. SWEET SUITE
4. CREW'S CRUISE
5. VAIN VEIN
6. PANE'S PAIN
7. MOURNING MORNING
8. SOLE SOUL
9. ROOMER'S RUMOR
10. SUN'S SUN
11. BOOS BOOZE
12. MANOR'S MANNER
13. STEAK STEAK
14. SUNDAY SUNDAE
15. COLONEL kERNAL
16. MALE MAIL
17. BOY BOUY
18. KNIGHT NIGHT
19. IDLE IDOL
20. PROPHET PROFIT